Friday, March 04, 2005

Ten reasons why you should read my blog

1. Hey look at my pic over there, I'm adorable.
2. My scathing political commentary.
3. The odd chance that #117 will make a return.
4. To make my arch-rival, former Monkees drummer Mickey Dolenz, jealous.
5. To make sure I haven't died.
6. I have Zil Zheaton's private phone number.
7. I NEED VALIDATION!!!
8. I have all the latest lottery results.
9. Why not, you can always masturbate later.
10. I've got gum!!!

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