Wanted, someone to stop me from doing stupid things.
There isn't any pay, but it isn't a hard job.
I've got digital cable with 28 premium movie channels and 3 meg cable modem which I think is about 100 times faster than regular dial-up.
And all you have to do is, when you see me about to do something stupid, say like jumping in the car, driving a 100 miles, and then walking through about a dozen stores, just slap me in the head or something.
Experience not necessary, nudity a plus.
Leave your resumes and applications in the comment box.
Ummm.
I really hurt tonight, and you could have prevented this!
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