Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Does Jerry Mathers Ever Get The Blues?

Things I don't know the answers to

1. Does Jerry Mathers ever get the blues?
2. If you die in a dream do you die in real life?
3. Why are Australia and Austria are allowed to have almost the same name?
4. Why do fools fall in love?
5. How come they stopped at 26 letters?
6. Why boz?
7. Why didn't any of the women I dreamt about last night trust me?
8. Why boz, why?
9. Why did I accidentally erase this awesome post that I wrote about the highs and lows of friendship last night?
10. If Mao Tse Tung and Ho Chi Minh had a foot race at the annual Dead Asian Communist Leader's barbecue and pot luck dinner, who would win?

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