No football, now, or ever, unless it is topless Playboy Bunny two had touch, but really, not even then, because Playboy Bunnies are PLASTIC

Weird day, weird fucking day.
I slept till 2:30 this afternoon, not because I was bored, and not because I was depressed, but just because every time I woke up I rolled over and fell back to sleep.
When I finally rolled over and didn't fall back to sleep I convinced myself that I should get up and mop the kitchen floor, but when I got up out of bed I guess I had been sleeping so long that my back was hurting. I mean it was really hurting, like in I couldn't stand up straight hurting. So I took a couple of Tylenol, and washed up and got dressed and decided to go out instead, and honestly, I really wanted to mop the floor, but there was no way, I mean it, no way that I could do it with my back hurting like it was.
So, like I said I went out, and just drove for awhile, and then stopped and got a coke, and then came home, and I don't know what happened, maybe the Tylenol took effect, or maybe being forced to sit up straight while driving around, or maybe it was just a MIRACLE, but when I got home my back wasn't hurting anymore, but ehhhh, I was out of the mopping the floor mood, and it's strange because I have all this energy right now, which I think is from the Diet Mountain Dew Code Red I just drank, I have all this energy right now, all this energy which if properly harnessed could be used to mop the kitchen floor, but seriously, I could be Mr Clean right now, and there is no way I would, would instead of could like earlier today when I couldn't mop the floor because my back hurt, mop the floor.
So I think I'll just go abuse myself, I mean since I already wear glasses what could it hurt.