Friday, October 07, 2005

My what a lovely frock

Do you remember on Leave it to Beaver when Wally and the Beav always came down to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed, fully dressed, and ready to start the day?
I wonder if they brushed their teeth before they came down or waited until after breakfast.
And I wonder if the Beaver really got killed in Vietnam.
And I wonder if Eddie Haskell grew up to be porn star Johnny Wadd.
And I wonder if June ever quit living the lie and moved in with Miss Landers.
And I wonder if Ward ever cracked, changed his name to Lee Harvey Oswald and did the deed in the Texas School Book Depository.
And my god ... what about Wally!!!

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