I'm having trouble with my short story Debbie Does Dallas, the Three Hundred Pound Samoan, and Me.
But I can tell you a little bit about it.
There's a 300 pound Samoan, obviously.
There's a teenage girl running down the street at two in the morning, wearing nothing but a hospital gown, being chased by a very angry nurse.
There's an alcoholic known as Shakey Jake.
There's two porno theaters located next door to each other.
There's a black guy with a secret.
There's a short Jewish guy with an illegal beard.
There's a Hispanic limo driver and part time pimp.
And, uh, there's me.
Oh yeah, and then there's Debbie ... and Dallas.
5 comments:
I thought Jewish guys, as least Hasidic ones, were supposed to have beards? Does this one have "Bitches and Ho's" shaved into his...?
Dig Shakey Jane-!
This was a Jewish enlisted guy in the air force where beards weren't allowed unless you were able to con a doctor into believing you had a skin condition that kept you from shaving.
i'm kinda caught up in the bird drama....whats up?
When this is made into the movie, I got dibs on the role of shaky Jake.
Little Debbie Does Dallas...a horror film involving fisting, three ways, and an enormous amount of icing and whipped cream to cram in every nook and cranny. TASTY!!
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