Saturday, April 09, 2005

Things I have learned in the past week.

Real men have guts.
I am textbook neurotic.
It's ok for straight guys to kiss but not ok to kiss a dog.
I have one good drunk left in me.
I have an Austin state of mind.
It's okay to call him Hank Miller.
Cashews aren't an aphrodisiac.
The telemarketer and the schoolgirl is not a good erotic phone sex fantasy.
But the cruel librarian is.
Every song is a love song, seriously.

So young lady, you think it is acceptable behavior to chew gum in a library?

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