911, how may I assist you?
There are two men fighting in the street outside my bedroom window.
Are you in any immediate danger?
Not unless one of them has a key to my house.
Do either of them have a key to your house?
I don't know, let me ask them.
HEY, DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE A KEY TO MY HOUSE?
They didn't answer they are too busy slapping and kicking at each other.
Slapping and kicking? I thought you said they were fighting.
Yes, that's what I said, two men are fighting in the street outside my bedroom window. Doesn't slapping and kicking constitute a fight?
I don't know. I'll have to check my manual. Please hold.
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