Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
All you motherfuckin' whities tryin' to talk like you is hung like the mighty Samuel L. Jackson just ain't fuckin' cuttin' it!!! I'm gonna get medevil on yor ass...
The mother fuckin' Samuel mother fuckin' L. mother fuckin' Talk Like mother fuckin' Jackson mother fuckin' Weekend hasn't even started yet you mother fuckin' mother fuckers.
I got a motherfuckin early start on my shit. Now I'm gonna step on outta here and get myself some coffee. Some of that gourmet shit, not that motherfuckin freeze-dried Taster's Choice.
I'm going to go to the Dollar Store and get medevil on their asses and then I'm gonna shoot the motherfuckers for no reason, and then I'm going to get a motherfuckin' McRib Jr.!
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Do you mind if I have a sip of your tasty beverage??
How'd ya like that motherfucker!!
I can't yell that loud... but here you go....
"WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS......"
Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Well, pardon my mother fuckin' ass.
All you motherfuckin' whities tryin' to talk like you is hung like the mighty Samuel L. Jackson just ain't fuckin' cuttin' it!!! I'm gonna get medevil on yor ass...
There are snakes on this mutherfuck'n plane!
you mean to tell me that my muthafuckin ass gotta talk like thus til muthafuckin Monday?
The mother fuckin' Samuel mother fuckin' L. mother fuckin' Talk Like mother fuckin' Jackson mother fuckin' Weekend hasn't even started yet you mother fuckin' mother fuckers.
I got a motherfuckin early start on my shit. Now I'm gonna step on outta here and get myself some coffee. Some of that gourmet shit, not that motherfuckin freeze-dried Taster's Choice.
Take care of your own bad-ass self.
i'm going to bed now motherfuckers....i SAID i'm goin to bed now motherfuckers!!!!
I'm going to go to the Dollar Store and get medevil on their asses and then I'm gonna shoot the motherfuckers for no reason, and then I'm going to get a motherfuckin' McRib Jr.!
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