You call that a haddock?

It's Friday morning, and this is not a post.



Do catholics still eat fish on Friday?
Has Stephen King written anything since his bicycle accident?
What will be the first thing I buy if I win the 250 million dollar lotto tonight?
Is Oregon jealous of Washington?
Will Chelsea Clinton be the first president who's (whose?) parents were both president?
Should I go back to bed?

Yeah.