Sunday, September 25, 2005

Even the squeal

A little poem about Ham

Ham is great
Ham is good
It comes from a pig
It's the perfect food

You can eat it thin
Or you can eat it thick
If you've got no bread
You can eat it on a stick

I like bacon
I don't care much for spam
Link sausage is pretty good
But I love ham

You can fry it in the morning
And have it cold at lunch
Bake it up in the evening
And smother it with brown mustard for an extra added punch

I won't listen to your warnings
Cause I don't give a damn
Let it be written on my tombstone
That ...
I LOVE HAM

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