Thursday, January 12, 2006

Erp

Yeah, we're all pretty much damaged goods.
Like the can of cream of mushroom soup in the reduced bin at the supermarket.
But if you can get beyond the dents, the bumps, the scratches, the rips, the paranoia, the rage, the ennui, the assless leather chaps, the egos, the ids, the time of the month, the time you were two dollars and forty eight cents short in the check out line at the supermarket, that one time in band camp, the political correctness, the apolitical prospectus, the sexual innuendo, the how much is that doggie in the window, the Pattie Paige, the Jimmy Page, the road not taken, the book not read, the unturned stones, and the sneezes that sound like a cat with a machine gun
There's still a lot of creamy goodness deep inside.

8 comments:

Kat said...

I don't know. The assless chaps might be a deal-breaker.

Boz said...

Assless leather chaps!
What was I thinking?

Boz said...

Jimmy Page is really the key to the whole thing though.

Lipstick 'n' Linguine said...

im more like creamed corn

hijacked frequencies said...

i'm definately creamed something....tomatos probably...is there such a thing?

hijacked frequencies said...

wait wait!!! i'm creamed onions in a light garlic butter sauce with just a hint of pickle.

i'm going to go throw up now.

Boz said...

throw up or give birth!

hijacked frequencies said...

i'm NOT giving birth...ughhhhhhhhhhhhh