Monday, December 26, 2005

I thought he was already dead.

Ok, we all know that week between xmas and new years is a very strange week, yes indeed.
One of the many phenomenon of said week is the deluge of old celebrities who go to meet their maker.
C'mon, I have no statistics to back me up, but it seems they all wait till the after xmas sales start before they decide to kick off.
Seriously, check it out.
Frank Sinatra
Bob Hope
Jimmy Stewart
George Burns
Johnny Carson
They all died the week after xmas.
Honest, you can check it out if you don't believe me.
Who is it going to be this year?
Bob Barker?
Dick Clark?
C. Montgomery Burns?
Queen Elizabeth?
One of those old gay English Shakespearian dudes?
Who, who, who???

4 comments:

Rev. Buckweet said...

Me, of course, a royally gay game show host...

Boz said...

opinions

hijacked frequencies said...

so many have already kicked off....lets see.....charlie watts, drummer for the stones...and he is married to this young chick so she'll prolly kill him for his money or cause him to have a heart attack....or somethin'......

Unknown said...

Once again Boz has tapped into the soul of Hollywood and figured out the way they "turn over" the fertile soil of new talent...they just rake over the old. When's it going to be Bob Barker's turn? Neuter the guy already...