On 9/9/2001, 9/10/2001, 9/11/2001, 9/12/2001, 9/13/2001, and 9/14/2001 and beyond for at least a year, the price of gas was $139.9 a gallon.
Today the price of gas was $3.19 a gallon.
I'm just saying ...
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
Example #1 of why my life feels like an episode of the Twilight Zone, I mean one of the good black and white half hour episodes from the sixties, and not one of the ones that came later.
I haven't gotten any mail for the last three days. I mean no mail whatsoever, no letters, no junk mail, no bills, no wrong addresses ... nothing!
Maybe this is God's way, or Rod Serling's way, of telling me that I am dead.
I haven't gotten any mail for the last three days. I mean no mail whatsoever, no letters, no junk mail, no bills, no wrong addresses ... nothing!
Maybe this is God's way, or Rod Serling's way, of telling me that I am dead.
Oh the humanity
I've noticed a disturbing new trend in the cable news coverage of Hurricane Katrina.
Twice I have heard and seen female reporters with breaking voices and on the verge of tears as they've reported on the destruction in the aftermath of Katrina.
Twice I have heard and seen female reporters with breaking voices and on the verge of tears as they've reported on the destruction in the aftermath of Katrina.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Listmania
Ten things I would never buy for myself but I might buy for somebody else
1. A cheese grater.
2. A Precious Moments figurine.
3. FemHyg products.
4. Non-alcoholic beets, I mean beer.
5. A Scooby Doo hanging car air freshener.
6. A camo rain poncho.
7. Hot sauce, and that reminds me of a party celebrating the 25th anniversary of the formation of the air force, a Filipino stripper, a five dollar bill, and a bottle of ... hot sauce.
8. Coffee, any kind of coffee, I mean I've had two cups of coffee in my entire life, so why would I buy coffee for myself, but I realize that other people love coffee, so of course I would buy it for someone else, and if she were a female I'd expect at least a blow job in return, or a sincere thank you.
9. Lesbian porn, yeah, of course I'd watch it, just don't expect me to pay for it, and I wonder just how many of the women in lesbian porn are actually lesbians, and do lesbians get boob jobs?
10. Bottled water.
1. A cheese grater.
2. A Precious Moments figurine.
3. FemHyg products.
4. Non-alcoholic beets, I mean beer.
5. A Scooby Doo hanging car air freshener.
6. A camo rain poncho.
7. Hot sauce, and that reminds me of a party celebrating the 25th anniversary of the formation of the air force, a Filipino stripper, a five dollar bill, and a bottle of ... hot sauce.
8. Coffee, any kind of coffee, I mean I've had two cups of coffee in my entire life, so why would I buy coffee for myself, but I realize that other people love coffee, so of course I would buy it for someone else, and if she were a female I'd expect at least a blow job in return, or a sincere thank you.
9. Lesbian porn, yeah, of course I'd watch it, just don't expect me to pay for it, and I wonder just how many of the women in lesbian porn are actually lesbians, and do lesbians get boob jobs?
10. Bottled water.
Sunday, August 28, 2005
The further adventures of the Grand Dufus
The Grand Dufus wrote:
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Just got home from like 2 days or so at Bay Behavioral I dunno it's all a blur. Brandon was right about them cocktails (Haldol, Benadryl, Ativan) they shoot you up with in the ass.
[Edit]: I guess I forgot to add the reason I was there. I got Baker Acted twice in 2 days.
It's getting to the point where it's no fun making fun of him anymore.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Just got home from like 2 days or so at Bay Behavioral I dunno it's all a blur. Brandon was right about them cocktails (Haldol, Benadryl, Ativan) they shoot you up with in the ass.
[Edit]: I guess I forgot to add the reason I was there. I got Baker Acted twice in 2 days.
It's getting to the point where it's no fun making fun of him anymore.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Morning wood feels so good
Ten Things About Morning Wood
1. It is hard as it will ever be.
2. It hurts so good.
3. You can't leave it alone.
4. It makes taking a piss very difficult.
5. It has a short shelf life in that it is here one minute and gone the next.
6. Seriously, I am so average, but it makes my #117 feel like at least a #217.
7. It points straight up.
8. It is so much more than a hard on. It's like when Bruce Banner becomes the Incredible Hulk.
9. You CAN put an eye out with it.
10. Ok, I took a picture, because that is what I do, and it's pg-13, but it gives you an idea, if you want an idea, of what I am talking about, so you've been warned, look if you want, don't look if you don't want, but here it is ...
Morning wood in all it's glory.
1. It is hard as it will ever be.
2. It hurts so good.
3. You can't leave it alone.
4. It makes taking a piss very difficult.
5. It has a short shelf life in that it is here one minute and gone the next.
6. Seriously, I am so average, but it makes my #117 feel like at least a #217.
7. It points straight up.
8. It is so much more than a hard on. It's like when Bruce Banner becomes the Incredible Hulk.
9. You CAN put an eye out with it.
10. Ok, I took a picture, because that is what I do, and it's pg-13, but it gives you an idea, if you want an idea, of what I am talking about, so you've been warned, look if you want, don't look if you don't want, but here it is ...
Morning wood in all it's glory.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Get Down!!!
Happy 40th Birthday to actor and musician Chris Burke from the television series
Life Goes On.
Life Goes On.
Happy Birthday MB
Ten Cool Things MB Did For Me While I Was Growing Up
1. She made root beer kool-aid.
2. She gave me money for comic books.
3. She took me to see a re-re-release of King Kong at the Roseville Theater.
4. She'd give me money for popcicles when Old Nick the Ice Cream Guy came by in his ice cream truck.
5. She gave me an adult library card for my eleventh birthday ... no that was Bobby Whatshisname's mother in Stephen King's novel Hearts in Atlantis.
6. She bought me a hula hoop from Kresge's.
7. She took me to work with her one time and let me play with carbon paper.
8. She always called and told the attendance office I was sick even when I was faking.
9. She bought me Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band without me even asking when I had a cold or the flu or something.
10. She thought it was kind of neat that I sort of marched to the sound of a different drummer.
1. She made root beer kool-aid.
2. She gave me money for comic books.
3. She took me to see a re-re-release of King Kong at the Roseville Theater.
4. She'd give me money for popcicles when Old Nick the Ice Cream Guy came by in his ice cream truck.
5. She gave me an adult library card for my eleventh birthday ... no that was Bobby Whatshisname's mother in Stephen King's novel Hearts in Atlantis.
6. She bought me a hula hoop from Kresge's.
7. She took me to work with her one time and let me play with carbon paper.
8. She always called and told the attendance office I was sick even when I was faking.
9. She bought me Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band without me even asking when I had a cold or the flu or something.
10. She thought it was kind of neat that I sort of marched to the sound of a different drummer.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
DVD Killed the Video Star
I hit the bargain bin at the video store today.
I rented all ten episodes of The Band Of Brothers, and also the Last Temptation of Christ.
Three dollars for seven days.
Of course the only VCR I have is in the garage but ...
I CLEANED OUT THE GARAGE!!!
The Band of Brothers and endorsed by Tom Hanks and Stephen Spielberg, so you know it has to be full of bad acting and special effects.
I rented all ten episodes of The Band Of Brothers, and also the Last Temptation of Christ.
Three dollars for seven days.
Of course the only VCR I have is in the garage but ...
I CLEANED OUT THE GARAGE!!!
The Band of Brothers and endorsed by Tom Hanks and Stephen Spielberg, so you know it has to be full of bad acting and special effects.
I want cake
Just go back from birthday present shopping for Mother Boz.
I was going to buy her a cake at the Evil Empire, but they had cupcakes on reduced for $2.99 so I got those instead.
I also got her a digital clock for the bathroom, she loves her some clock in the bathroom she, does.
She actually likes monetary gifts better, so I will be slipping her a little cash.
She must have done something right this year. All together she'll be raking in about 200 bucks.
I'll be taking her out for a special birthday late lunch or early dinner tomorrow.
I might take her over to West Branch, or up to Alpena, or maybe even down to Pinconning, depends on where she wants to go, since she's paying.
Did you know???
Did you know that Pinconning is the cheese capital of Michigan?
I was going to buy her a cake at the Evil Empire, but they had cupcakes on reduced for $2.99 so I got those instead.
I also got her a digital clock for the bathroom, she loves her some clock in the bathroom she, does.
She actually likes monetary gifts better, so I will be slipping her a little cash.
She must have done something right this year. All together she'll be raking in about 200 bucks.
I'll be taking her out for a special birthday late lunch or early dinner tomorrow.
I might take her over to West Branch, or up to Alpena, or maybe even down to Pinconning, depends on where she wants to go, since she's paying.
Did you know???
Did you know that Pinconning is the cheese capital of Michigan?
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Google Talk
If you want to chat with me ...
I am boz48730 on Google Talk.
Your nakedness is encouraged by not required.
I am boz48730 on Google Talk.
Your nakedness is encouraged by not required.
FYI
This past summer I have been visited by seven assorted grand nieces and nephews all between the ages of four and twelve, and I have come to the conclusion that every one of them were better behaved than their fathers or mothers were at the same age.
What does that tell you?
What does that tell you?
Who's on first?
So, I went into the Evil Empire today wearing my T-shirt that reads Got Miller?
And the cashier goes ...
Oh, Frank Miller!
And I go ...
No, Henry Miller.
And she goes ...
Who is he?
And I go ...
He's a writer.
And she goes ...
What has he written?
And I go ...
Tropic of Cancer, Black Spring, The Colossus of Maroussi.
And she goes ...
Never heard of him.
And I go ...
That's ok, I've never heard of Frank Miller.
And the cashier goes ...
Oh, Frank Miller!
And I go ...
No, Henry Miller.
And she goes ...
Who is he?
And I go ...
He's a writer.
And she goes ...
What has he written?
And I go ...
Tropic of Cancer, Black Spring, The Colossus of Maroussi.
And she goes ...
Never heard of him.
And I go ...
That's ok, I've never heard of Frank Miller.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
I feel like pizza tonight
Company coming up today.
My nephew and his daughter, and her friend.
They'd better not mess up my garage!!!
Let me see...
Gas is $2.70 a gallon.
It's a 120 mile drive.
He probably gets about 18 miles to a gallon.
So that works out to about ???
I've always measured my likablity quotient by how much is spent on gas to come and visit me.
My nephew and his daughter, and her friend.
They'd better not mess up my garage!!!
Let me see...
Gas is $2.70 a gallon.
It's a 120 mile drive.
He probably gets about 18 miles to a gallon.
So that works out to about ???
I've always measured my likablity quotient by how much is spent on gas to come and visit me.
Monday, August 22, 2005
Stop me ... now!!!
I think I have found my calling in life.
I rule at cleaning up and re-arranging my garage.
I have turned it into an art form.
There is a place for everything and everything in it's place, and how is that for a cliche!
I have thrown out tons of stuff, and not all of it was junk, some of it was stuff that could have been used by someone, somewhere, sometime, someplace, somehow ... but I don't care, I really don't care, I am just so getting off on just throwing stuff away!!!
What the fuck am I doing???
I'm posting about cleaning my garage!
Have I no life?
Have I been reduced to this?
Not only am I enjoying cleaning my garage, I am enjoying posting about cleaning my garage.
I swear to god, I was out there yesterday taking pictures of what I had done, and I was going to post them in here, and I would have done it, but the light wasn't too good and the pictures came out dark, and if I am going to post pictures of my garage, I'm going to post high quality pictures of my garage ... dammit.
My fingers are numb, so I guess I'll just go to bed.
Oh man, I think I'll go sleep in the garage.
It's got cable, and a 27 inch Zenith, and a phone, and carpeting, and hookers on call ... well, it doesn't have hookers on call, but I could masturbate while I watch Spike TV ... same thing, almost.
Spike TV, the first channel for men, and about men, and isn't it about time.
I rule at cleaning up and re-arranging my garage.
I have turned it into an art form.
There is a place for everything and everything in it's place, and how is that for a cliche!
I have thrown out tons of stuff, and not all of it was junk, some of it was stuff that could have been used by someone, somewhere, sometime, someplace, somehow ... but I don't care, I really don't care, I am just so getting off on just throwing stuff away!!!
What the fuck am I doing???
I'm posting about cleaning my garage!
Have I no life?
Have I been reduced to this?
Not only am I enjoying cleaning my garage, I am enjoying posting about cleaning my garage.
I swear to god, I was out there yesterday taking pictures of what I had done, and I was going to post them in here, and I would have done it, but the light wasn't too good and the pictures came out dark, and if I am going to post pictures of my garage, I'm going to post high quality pictures of my garage ... dammit.
My fingers are numb, so I guess I'll just go to bed.
Oh man, I think I'll go sleep in the garage.
It's got cable, and a 27 inch Zenith, and a phone, and carpeting, and hookers on call ... well, it doesn't have hookers on call, but I could masturbate while I watch Spike TV ... same thing, almost.
Spike TV, the first channel for men, and about men, and isn't it about time.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
On the seventh day he slept all fucking day !!!
Boz, quick, do something, you can't sleep all fucking day.
Get washed up, thank god you shaved last night, and get dressed ...
Great, the phone is ringing, hold on ...
It's my sister from Florida, I pawned her off on Mother Boz ...
Where was I ???
Oh, yeah, I have to get dressed, get out, do something ... ANYTHING!!!
God, I hate when I sleep practically all day, but it's not my fault, at least not this time, I was forced to stay up till four in the morning playing Toki Toki Boom with the slightly deranged Miss Moonie Moooooooooooooooooonives.
Anyway, I think I should wash up and stuff and go buy some gas or a thermo nuclear device, or a cheese grater, yeah, a cheese grater, or something.
Get washed up, thank god you shaved last night, and get dressed ...
Great, the phone is ringing, hold on ...
It's my sister from Florida, I pawned her off on Mother Boz ...
Where was I ???
Oh, yeah, I have to get dressed, get out, do something ... ANYTHING!!!
God, I hate when I sleep practically all day, but it's not my fault, at least not this time, I was forced to stay up till four in the morning playing Toki Toki Boom with the slightly deranged Miss Moonie Moooooooooooooooooonives.
Anyway, I think I should wash up and stuff and go buy some gas or a thermo nuclear device, or a cheese grater, yeah, a cheese grater, or something.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
On which planet?
Celebrity Poker Showdown (Repeat)
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63 BRAVO: Saturday, August 20 1:30 AM
Sports event, Card games, Poker
Jonny Fairplay, Andrew Firestone, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, Trishelle Cannatella, and Charla Faddoul compete on behalf of their favorite charities.
Who are these people?
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth and Charla Faddoul sound like they might be Al Quaeda operatives, but the others?
Ok, I'll take a guess.
Jonny Fairplay - gay porn star, c'mon, the name reeks of gayness, NTTAWWI.
Andrew Firestone - Paris Hilton's date for the Junior Prom. Hilton, Firestone, old money, old money, old money ...
Trishelle Cannatella - African/Italian American princess, eh.
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63 BRAVO: Saturday, August 20 1:30 AM
Sports event, Card games, Poker
Jonny Fairplay, Andrew Firestone, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, Trishelle Cannatella, and Charla Faddoul compete on behalf of their favorite charities.
Who are these people?
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth and Charla Faddoul sound like they might be Al Quaeda operatives, but the others?
Ok, I'll take a guess.
Jonny Fairplay - gay porn star, c'mon, the name reeks of gayness, NTTAWWI.
Andrew Firestone - Paris Hilton's date for the Junior Prom. Hilton, Firestone, old money, old money, old money ...
Trishelle Cannatella - African/Italian American princess, eh.
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