Monday, April 16, 2007

Gnarly dude, gnarly

What do you know about puka shells, a quiz.

1. When were puka shell necklaces popular?
2. Why were puka shell necklaces popular?
3. What are puka shells?
4. Will a puka shell ever be elected president?
5. If the Flash, Superman, and a puka shell had a foot race who would win?
6. Do you think Kurt Vonnegut would have been taken more seriously as a writer if he wrote more about puka shells?
7. Do you believe the eye witness accounts about a man with a puka shell necklace seen leaving the grassy knoll just seconds after shots were fired?
8. Is that a puka shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
9. If your son came to you and told you that he wanted a puka shell necklace how would you re-act?
10. Do these puka shells make my ass look fat?

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