An email from Bailey

I received this spam email today.

Hi
It`s bailey again. Will you ever contact me?
I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: bbailey7@bestvisiongroup.info

And I replied ...

Dear Bailey,
Let me answer your email as if it were a song.

The Bailey Song

BAAAAAA-a-a-a-i-i-i-ley
I think of you DAAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-i-i-i-ley.
How could I forget about youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You're the one who gave me the fluuuuuuuuuuuuu*
You know that I doooooooooooooooooooooo
Want those nube pictures of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Pretty BAAAAAA-a-a-a-i-i-i-ley

BAAAAAA-a-a-a-i-i-i-ley
I've been AWAAAA-a-a-a-ay
For sixty DAAAAA-a-a-a-a-y-sssssssssssss
But it wasn't my fault
I didn't know those cell phones were hot
And believe it or not
On the day I got caught
I called out your name
Pretty BAAAAAA-a-a-a-i-i-i-ley

BAAAAAA-a-a-a-i-i-i-ley
So I'm contacting you now
Just don't have a cow
This is the line that I'll drop
'Cause you know I can't stop
Thinking of you-uuuuuuuuuu
Pretty BAAAAAA-a-a-a-i-i-i-ley

*It was actually Chlamydia but I couldn't thing of anything that
rhymed with Chlamydia.

So, yes, send on the nube pictures and make my man parts tingle.

Yours Truly
Elvis Jr.