Ten made up Google search queries that brought people to The Grand Ennui but really didn't, but could have if people who did Google searches were more imaginative.
1. Sequined jump suit covered in ham, and her mother's name, and is the mother still hot?
2. Janeane Garofolo had her sex change operation reversed when?
3. Did Alice Cooper and Iggy Stooge really have a baby together, out of wedlock, in the 70's, and does this baby now have a talk show on E?
4. Which one of the Two Corey's died during Operation Desert Storm, or am I thinking of the guy who played Chunk?
5. Can dead people still fart?
6. When did Brian Bonsall officially become the devil?
7. Is it true that Tootie's roller skates are in the Smithsonian Institute, or is Brian Bonsall just pulling my leg?
8. Boz, the 5th Beatle???
9. Who, or what, came first Meatloaf the person or meatloaf the food you put a lot of catsup on?
10. Can I get pregnant the first time? PS, I'm a boy.
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