Things to do today or what is left of today, ok, big deal, it's three thirty and all I've managed to do so far is wash and get dressed

1. Go eat.
2. Try to stay out at least two hours so I don't feel like a total recluse.
3. Buy Diet Coke.
4. Curse the price of gas, it was $2.26 a gallon yesterday.
5. Burn a Sam Cooke CD
6. Fold some clothes, but you know that great part of having unfolded clothes is that if you let them go unfolded long enough you won't have as much to fold, of course that is if you follow the Boz method of getting dressed which is unfolded before folded.
7. Try to stay awake.
8. Be a better American.
9. Be a bitter American.
10. Be a badass American.