So Anyway

It's Saturday morning.
I have a headache.
I'm half asleep.
Did I mention I have a headache?
Oh yeah, so anyway, I have a cute little slice of life experience that I
ahhhhhh??????
experienced yesterday.
I walk into the city hall and stop at the cashiers.
The clerk looks up and I flash her my water bill along with my most charming smile.
She notices my water bill and nods and says:
Oh, it's that time of the month again.
Three second pause ...
I mean it's that time of month ... for the water bill!!!
Hey, it's Saturday morning, I'm half asleep, and I have a headache. What did you expect, Tolstoy?