Things that I know for a fact.
1. I am losing weight, yeah for me.
2. The snow that is still on the ground will be gone by my birthday.
3. My birthday is in June
4. I could have been a contender.
5. My bald spot resembles a map of Tierra Del Fuego.
6. My mother voted for Adlai Stevenson in 1956, I know this because I was in the voting booth with her.
7. Monday will be the 36th anniversary of me going into the air force, it will also be the 36th anniversary of the death of Dwight Eisenhower and my grandfather, talk about your trifecta.
8. Dogs can't talk.
9. Leon Redbone, remember him, did not have a sex change operation in 2001.
10. If you pick a hamster up by it's hind legs it's eyes will fall out.
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