Sick

Ok, I'm really dead on sick as a dog.
I'm sweating and I've got the chills and my head is stuffed up and my throat is raw, and a bunch of other stuff.
I just thought I'd tell you in case you were wondering.
I just finished watching House of 1000 Corpses and then I took some Tylenol Sinus, and now I'm watching Wrong Turn and I'm about to take some Nyquil.
Nothing goes with being sick as a dog as really bad slasher movies in the wee hours of the morning
I'll see you when I see you.
My fate is in your hands.
My ass in a sling.
Remember the good times, and always wear a condom.
Oh no, some teenagers are about to fuck, they'll be dead in five minutes.