The inner redneck vis a vis the common man

So there I was
Singing Springsteen
and Freddy Boom Boom Cannon
and Fraternity of Man songs
Off key, and in glorious black and white ... errrrrrrrr.
And smiling
And laughing
And sweating out loud
And feeling good
And conversing
And caring
And sniffling
And sneezing
And hosing down my monitor every twenty minutes or so
With the usual suspects
As we oozed down the highway in a gigantic pink twat.
Ah-ooooooooooooooh
Ah-ooooooooooooooh