Seven things you could say instead of
I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit
1. I am probably bleeding into my abdomen right now.
2. I think my sphincter just involuntarily relaxed.
3. I can feel a zit forming precariously close to a sexual organ.
4. I'm feeling slightly Oedipal at the moment.
5. I just had a daytime version of a nocturnal emission.
6. My feminine side just screamed a little.
7. The reasoning part of my brain that always says no just said fuck it, what the hell.
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