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I had this great idea about a post that would bring thousands of hits here.
I was going to make a post full of phrases like ...

Naked cheerleaders and their perky boobs
and
Sex with dogs named Rover
and
Anal probes after church
and
Cooters with Hooters
and
Tacos smell like fish
and
Marge Simpson porn
and
Nipples can put your eye out
and
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
and
Abraham Lincoln our first gay president
and
Cats that kill and the women who love them ...

But I figured why bother.
Good night
PS - Penises that glow in the dark