Early this morning on one of the Showtimes I watched a French movie, and damn it's hard to keep up with subtitles when you are half asleep, I can't remember what the title was, but it was in French so unless you know French it's no big deal anyway, but it translated roughly into English as The Secret Pact ... I think.
The movie starred that hulking french tub of lard Gerard Depardeau (sic) as a priest,
No, a doctor,
No, a priest,
No, a doctor,
No, a priest,
No, a doctor,
No, a priest,
No, a doctor,
No, a priest,
No ... a priest who was a doctor.
The movie also starred the hauntingly skinny assed Eloide Bouchez, but I think this photo must have been photoshopped or she had an assectomy because in the movie she had a tattoo on her ass that read WIDE LOAD, ok, not really, but she should have ...
Where was I?
Oh yeah, Eloide Bouchez played identical twins, one a convicted child murderer who may or may not have murdered said child when she was 14 years old, and the other a sister in a strange catholic convent in either Brazil or France.
Anyway, Dr. Father Depardeau (sic) falls in love with one of the twins ... BUT WHICH ONE!!!
And they all live happily ever after, well, they all live happily ever after except for the twin that dies ... BUT WHICH TWIN DIES???
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