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Ten things I would never buy for myself but I might buy for somebody else

1. A cheese grater.
2. A Precious Moments figurine.
3. FemHyg products.
4. Non-alcoholic beets, I mean beer.
5. A Scooby Doo hanging car air freshener.
6. A camo rain poncho.
7. Hot sauce, and that reminds me of a party celebrating the 25th anniversary of the formation of the air force, a Filipino stripper, a five dollar bill, and a bottle of ... hot sauce.
8. Coffee, any kind of coffee, I mean I've had two cups of coffee in my entire life, so why would I buy coffee for myself, but I realize that other people love coffee, so of course I would buy it for someone else, and if she were a female I'd expect at least a blow job in return, or a sincere thank you.
9. Lesbian porn, yeah, of course I'd watch it, just don't expect me to pay for it, and I wonder just how many of the women in lesbian porn are actually lesbians, and do lesbians get boob jobs?
10. Bottled water.