Saturday, January 05, 2008

Conversations only I can hear.

Boz, you haven't posted for awhile, how come?

My cat's been sick.

You don't have a cat ...

My IMAGINARY cat.

What's your imaginary cat's name?

Mr. Feeny.

What are you eating?

A shortbread cookie with caramel frosting.

What is the last thing that MB said to you?


Is this guy a woman?

Was he?

No, well, he had a beard, I mean he had a beard, but not the Friends of Dorothy kind of beard, he had a beard ... beard, and he's the host of one of the movie shows on TCM, not the obviously gay one, the subliminally gay one, not that there is anything wrong with being either one.

Gotta run, Mr. Feeny just puked in the imaginary koi pond.

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