I dreamt last night that I was married and had a retarded baby and that's why I don't want to go to bed tonight.

I was eating popcorn and watching Escape From Alcatraz, but I got bored, I usually get bored watching movies, I usually get bored doing anything.



Maybe I should just become a celebrity, or have a sex change, or have a celebrity sex change ...
I didn't mean that part about the sex change, I was just rambling on, and trying to think of something to write, and I don't want to be a celebrity either, because then I might have to be on one of those reality shows on A&E, or Bravo, or ...
And am I the only one who remembers when A&E and Bravo were kind of classy channels?
But, yeah, or VH1, or MTV, or anyway, I don't want to be a celebrity either, but if I were a celebrity, and I did have to have a reality show I think I would like it to be called Boz and the Fetish Models, and the premise would be me and a bunch of fetish models living in a big house, or dungeon, yeah, a dungeon, and each week we would do stuff in the dungeon, or the sauna, or the jacuzzi, or the dungeon, or in the game room, or the dungeon, and I would be in charge of the keys, and the stuff that the keys lock and unlock, because after all, the show would be called BOZ and the Fetish Models.