Things I need to do today
1. Scrub down the bird cage.
2. Call Nancy Sinatra Jr. and make sure it is still on for tomorrow night.
3. Ponder.
4. Disregard the voices in my head.
5. Make sure the email I received from You Too Can Win A Pulitzer is legit.
6. Remove the non living from my address book.
7. Let Oprah out of the crawlspace for her weekly exercise.
8. TIVO the Facts of Life marathon.
9. Rue the fact that I am not Frido Kahlo and Shemp Howard's love child.
10. Start my petition to get Menudo into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
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