Stupid things you do when you are for 13 or 14.
1. Jump off the roof of your garage 7 or 8 times a day.
2. Sucker punch your buddy in the nuts before he can do it to you.
3. Explode stuff.
4. Ask for a subscription to MAD magazine for your birthday.
5. Stand in the middle of the road daring automobiles to hit you.
6. Make love to your pillow that you lovingly call Brenda.
7. Buy some really weird article of clothing, that you realize is weird, and you know you'll only wear it once, because everyone, yeah everyone, will make fun of you, but dammit, you just have to have it because it looks so cool in the store.
8. Play acey-deucy in your buddies basement and lose all the change you've been saving up to buy a car, or a boat, or a guitar from sears with.
9. Contemplate your boner.
10. Lie about everything, everything.
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