Old guys on riding mowers

Ten things I saw on the drive back from dropping MB off at the Hair Place.
1. A woman wearing a blouse that looked like a US flag.
2. An old guy on a riding mower wearing a straw hat.
3. An old guy on a riding mower wearing a baseball cap.
4. An old guy on a riding mower wearing a Nike head band.
5. Two women in their 40's sharing a cigarette, but I bet they would claim they are in their 30's.
6. A sign for a garage sale that was last week.
7. Two broken up wooden palettes with a FREE sign leaning against them.
8. A kid wearing baggy shorts and a back pack about to go into a house.
9. Two city maintenance guys trying to figure out how to put up one of the new decorative street lamps.
10. A man who had a head on him like a monkey.