Timing

I stopped at a party store today, to buy a diet coke.
The clerk, a woman with a mullet, and several missing teeth,
And a tattoo on her bicep that read "Jake Forever"
Called me honey, and asked if I wanted to buy an instant lottery ticket.
I told her no, and walked out of store.
I didn't realize until I got in the car that I had forgotten a straw ...
Honey.