And they will kill again

I went to the video store like I said I was going to do and asked if they had the movie Henry and June, and the clerk said
Benny and Joon?
And I said
No, Henry and June
and she said
Let me check
And I said
Ok
And she said
We have Harry and the Hendersons
and I said
No, Henry and June
And she said
Let me check some more
And I said
Ummmmmm
And she said
We have D-Day the Sixth of June
And I said
No, Henry and June
And she said
Hold on ...
And I said
But ...
And she said
We have Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
And I said
No, Henry and June
And she said
How about Kill Bill Volume Two?
And I said
No
She said
Donnie Darko?
I said
No
She said
The Soprano's Season 5?
I said
No ...

So, ok, actually, after she said
Benny and Joon?
I left, but ...
Wouldn't it have been funny if it did actually happen like that?
I mean, seriously, it has all the makings of one of those wacky basic cable hidden camera shows hosted by Eric Estrada, or one of the cast of Star Trek Voyager.
Man, Star Trek Voyager was a great show, even though I never actually watched it, but if I had watched it, say, in the basement of my parent's house, I would have totally loved it.