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I have a confession to make.
I want to fuck Bambi.
Yeah, that Bambi, Disney's Bambi, the dewy eyed fawn they call Bambi.
Wait, please don't judge me.
I know it's wrong. I know it's sick. I know it's perverted ...
But I want to fuck Bambi.
Yeah, it's sick.
Way sicker than my wanting a threesome with Betty and Veronica.
Sick, sick, sick.
But you know, I thought I had it under control.
It had been years since I'd had those feelings, those longings ...
The wanting to fuck Bambi.
Whewwwwwww.
Yeah, it's cool, I'm cool, you're cool, Bambi is cool ...
God, I want to fuck Bambi.
Yeah, it was under control, yeah under control, until Jonnie made this post.
I didn't realize, I didn't know, I wasn't the only one who ...
Wanted to fuck Bambi.
So yeah, I'm working on it. It'll be hard.
I've already been banned from all the local video stores, but yeah, I can deal with it.
I don't need to fuck Bambi.
I don't have to fuck Bambi.
Goddamnit ...
I want to fuck Bambi.

Please, please, please, don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.
By the way, Thumper's girlfriend is pretty fucking hot too.