I got a cat.

So, ok, I got a cat about a year and a half ago because the gold fish kept dying and the parakeets were exceptionally boring.

And he's a good cat.

And he calls me Kenny.

And I call him Boo.

And he likes to sleep about twenty hours a day.

And he likes to sleep on my head about two hours a day.

And sometimes I let him.

And son of a bitch if I turn this into a cat blog.

And I'm not.

And I mean it.

And I just wanted to let you know I had a cat in case you see a cat hair or two somewhere between the two ns in the ennui of the grand ennui.