Thanks for listening.

Ten things you would find in my bedroom without looking too hard, with accompanying photographs.

1. A spray bottle of store brand orange scented Fabreze.




2. A 6.7 ounce of Intimate Warming Massage.



3. A monkey on my shoulder.



4. A little Liz Phair nipple slippage.



5. Something Freudian.



6. A C# Hohner blues harp.



7. Zoloft, but don't worry I'm not a teenage boy.



8. Cheap sunglasses.



9. Three unread novels(IN ONE FUCKING VOLUME) by Henry Miller that I might start reading tonight, yeah, what are the odds of that!



10. Cheap whiskey, which makes sense because I don't drink, well, ok, like, I might have a drink every two years or so.