A tale of two tire irons

Okay, for the most part I think this is a pretty good post.
But, ahhh, it's been pointed out to me that the following line is a bit over the top.

As I stopped and rolled down my window the woman looked at me nervously, reached into the front seat of her car and pulled out a tire iron.

And, yeah, I'd have to agree with that assessment, so, I give you ...

Ten things she could have pulled out of the front seat instead of a tire iron.

1. She reached into the front seat and pulled out a copy of The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran.
2. She reached into the front seat and pulled out a reuben sandwich with sauerkraut.
3. She reached into the front seat and pulled out an Elvis impersonator who also happened to be a midget.
4. She reached into the front seat and pulled out ... this isn't going too well is it?
5. She reached into the front seat and pulled out ... I mean when I was driving back from the video store earlier tonight I couldn't stop laughing at the possibilities.
6. She reached into the front seat and pulled out ... but hey, if you're looking for something really good you should try the Dr Hunter Douglas Undercover Spam Police thread right here.
7. She reached into the front seat and pulled out ... so far so good on quitting zoloft, oh yeah, and I'd like to thank Grampa for his encouragement ... worse than heroin withdrawal, yeah, geez, thanks a lot.
8. She reached into the front seat and pulled out ... hey, have any of you heard of a group named Rilo Kiley, I kind of like them, I kind of like them a lot.
9. She reached into the front seat and pulled out ... I watched Family Guy for the first time ever last night, and you know the daughter, well, she'd be pretty cute for a cartoon chick in an emo type way if her boobs were a little bigger, and you know, if I were a teenage cartoon guy I think I could get my freak on for her.
10. She reached into the front seat and pulled out ... TWO HUGE FREAKING TIRE IRONS, AND A GUN, AND A KNIFE, AND SOME OF THOSE NINJA THINGS.